An Irish Anecdote...

An Irish farmer named Seamus had a car accident. In court, the lorry company's hot-shot solicitor was questioning Seamus...

Solicitor: Didn't you say to the Police at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?'

Seamus responded: 'Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my  favourite cow, Bessie, into the...'

Solicitor: 'I didn't ask for any details', the solicitor interrupted. 'Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident,'I'm fine!'?'

Seamus said: 'Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road....'

Seamus responded: 'Your Honour, I am trying to  establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the  police on the scene that he was fine. Now several weeks after the accident, he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please  tell him to simply answer the question.'

By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Seamus's answer and said  to the solicitor: 'I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favourite cow, Bessie'.

Seamus thanked the Judge and proceeded... 'Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favourite cow, into the trailer and was driving her down  the road when this huge lorry and trailer came through a stop sign and hit  my trailer right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was  thrown into the other. I was hurt, very bad like, and didn't want to
move. However, I could hear old Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible pain just by her groans.

Shortly after the accident, a policeman on a motorcycle turned up. He  could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he  looked at her, and saw her condition, he took out his gun and shot her!

Then the policeman came across the road, gun still in hand, looked at me, and said, 'How are you feeling?'

Now what the heck would you have said?